"I'm not kidding you, you put him on a balcony in a military uniform, this guy is a full-fledged dictator...He's a sociopath!"
-Glenn Beck on President Obama

dictator |ˈdikˌtātər ( Read more... )

"I wish I could go back and be more uniting in my language. Because I think I played a role, unfortunately, in helping tear the country apart."
-Glenn Beck on his years with Fox

Why is my brain flashing on William Shatner's Saturday Night Live appearance's Get A Life?

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"There is somebody I think is exceptional and truly comes the closest to embodying the spirit of Lincoln or Washington in this field [of candidates]. And I believe that it is Michele Bachmann."
- Glenn Beck

Except for Beck previously saying that Santorum is the next Washington. I guess he wants a Sant/Bach ticket, I'm not sure who would be on top ( Read more... )

"If there is one guy out there that is the next George Washington, the only guy that I could think of is Rick Santorum"
- Glenn Beck

I don't recall any connections between our first president and gay sex, but my history could be a bit off.

"You will pray for the time when I was only on the air for one hour every day."
- Glenn Beck, on the future

I will pray you get some good meds and counseling.

"Please look into protection for your family. An attempt on you could bring the Republic down."
- Glenn Beck in an email to Sarah Palin

Uh, yeah. A former governor who abandoned her elected office before her first term was up claiming that she was a "lame duck", who thinks that Paris is its own country, etc. If she were assassinated the United ( Read more... )

"Glenn's like the high school government teacher so many wish they'd had."
-- Sarah Palin

"Please, America, take this man for what he says....Read Mein Kampf."
--Glenn Beck on Obama

"Is this where we're headed?"
-- Beck, showing photos of Hitler, Stalin and Lenin

You know, I've had a couple of morons over the years. I had an electronics teacher ( Read more... )

"I am not going to resign. I'm not going to back down. I have come to a place where I believe at some point the system will destroy me."
-- Glenn Beck

When suddenly, his lower intestine leaped up and strangled his brain, thus saving the planet.

"America is not a clown show. America is not a circus."
-- Glenn Beck

Despite the fact that a lot of our political pundits are clowns. And lots of our Congresscritters. Heck, so are a lot of our citizens. But so are a lot of people in the world. And that Glen Beck does a national tour twice a year a year, making him a ring master.